Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
FUCK SWINE FLU!!!!
DON'T LET THE MEDIA SCARE YOU INTO DRESSING LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON...FUCK SWINE FLU, PLAY ME OUT PIANO CAT...
Remember This?
I was thinking about this the other day so I had to dig it up and post it for anyone that missed it back in the day. Once again, I'm feeling very old when this is from 3 years ago but it feels like a week ago. Anyway, the point I want to make is I think someone should make something similar for emo/metro/cowboy shirt/bearded hipsters.
Monday, April 27, 2009
ichat love advice, free
D: Bummed I didn't see Autolux, what an idiot!
G: it was kind of dissapointing to be honest at least the detroit show. im never going to a show there again, that place sux!
D: Ha! I don't mind the place cause it's down the street.
G: yeah, just the sound sucks. and the stage is too low you should go to tv on the radio at the glasshouse though, they are playing again on may 20 i think.
D: That band Little Dragon is opening up for them on a handful of dates but not that one I f'in love that chick that sings with that band!
G: isnt she someones girlfriend? oh yeah, jose gonzalez. i think shes playing detroit on the 22nd of may.
D: Yup, I'll be there but kinda want to do the LA thing becuase of sound. I dunno, I'm checkin that sh*t out somewhere.
G: step to her, tap that ass
D: I'm going to pull out my PeePee
G: that works every time man. on the reals. just make sure it's half chub
D: Thanks for the advice man, I really appreciate it!
G: no problem. anytime, just ask
D: I've been pullin out full boner and it doesn't work that good. I guess half chub is the call!
G: nah you cant go full boner. its too much. dont hold it either. just let it hang there. if you hold it, it will make it awkward
D: What if I drape it on her shoe or something?
G: actually the best is to let it graze her hand so then she looks down and sees it just act casual even if she looks surprised, like oh what's that doing out then just let it sit there for a little longer before you put it away.
D: Dang. You've got mad game son! Okay, ayyyight, Imma do dat fo sho!!!! Graze, Pause then put it away!
G: real casual
D: Yeah, casual for sure
G: just make sure its not dripping a little, dont get too excited you know. no pecker tracks on her hand, that will crush your game for sure.
G: it was kind of dissapointing to be honest at least the detroit show. im never going to a show there again, that place sux!
D: Ha! I don't mind the place cause it's down the street.
G: yeah, just the sound sucks. and the stage is too low you should go to tv on the radio at the glasshouse though, they are playing again on may 20 i think.
D: That band Little Dragon is opening up for them on a handful of dates but not that one I f'in love that chick that sings with that band!
G: isnt she someones girlfriend? oh yeah, jose gonzalez. i think shes playing detroit on the 22nd of may.
D: Yup, I'll be there but kinda want to do the LA thing becuase of sound. I dunno, I'm checkin that sh*t out somewhere.
G: step to her, tap that ass
D: I'm going to pull out my PeePee
G: that works every time man. on the reals. just make sure it's half chub
D: Thanks for the advice man, I really appreciate it!
G: no problem. anytime, just ask
D: I've been pullin out full boner and it doesn't work that good. I guess half chub is the call!
G: nah you cant go full boner. its too much. dont hold it either. just let it hang there. if you hold it, it will make it awkward
D: What if I drape it on her shoe or something?
G: actually the best is to let it graze her hand so then she looks down and sees it just act casual even if she looks surprised, like oh what's that doing out then just let it sit there for a little longer before you put it away.
D: Dang. You've got mad game son! Okay, ayyyight, Imma do dat fo sho!!!! Graze, Pause then put it away!
G: real casual
D: Yeah, casual for sure
G: just make sure its not dripping a little, dont get too excited you know. no pecker tracks on her hand, that will crush your game for sure.
YES
There are so many good things about this photo besides the obvious one in the center. Mainly the different looks on the people's faces, especially the guy on the far right.
INDIE PUSSIES
Look, I know you want to fit in you know with the riding a fixie, being in a band, having the same look on your face all the time but enough is enough. Somehow you took something good, dressing like a man (flannels, denim, chucks etc) and you've turned it so gay it's even gayer than gay dudes dress. Maybe the metro trend was too close to the hipster dirtbag trend and so they kind of morphed together into this awful beast we all have to look at everyday. So let me keep it simple, you're a man, so fuckin dress like one and stop trying to be ironic all the time.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
MONEY. MOVIES. MONEY.
Posted on the wall in a street in LA. Don't ask questions, just enjoy it. Via Ash, via his homie.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
WENG WENG
This is a really old one but just in case you missed it or in case you just need some weng weng in your life today.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Trick tips with Jamaal
This is real old but it's pretty good. Especially the part when the other kid almost runs into him. Actually the whole thing is one big especially that one part. Watch it, you'll see.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Spank Rock and Hip Hop
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Honestly, I think Spank Rock is probably the only exciting or good thing I can even think of that's happening in hip hop right now. And even that is a few years old and I think these dudes are currently about to do some weird disco shit. A-Trak just put out a house mix and it's terrible of course. The dirty south dance one he did was pretty good but pretty much on the edge of being corny, and not funny corny, stupid chills corny. With this new mix dude is in full on club/rave/house miami party mode. But I digress. There isn't one thing I can name in hip hop lately that is even remotely good. The new Doom album is okay but definitely not amazing. Ghostface did some okay stuff a year or so ago but other than that it's just terrible out there. Maybe hi-hop is going through what Rock went through in the 80's, like a super cheesy glam phase. Maybe it will come full circle at some point and there will be a renaissance like there is in rock music right now. It sucks because I want to like hip hop but it's impossible right now, except for really old stuff. Am I supposed to be hyped about the new Slim Thug album? It's fuckin awful. And little wayne, don't even get me started. I just want to know, what happened to hip hop? Maybe it's like Punk and it will be dead forever. But i really hope not, there's only so many times I can listen to illmatic.
I think this all comes back to one thing though and it's the same thing that ruined rock in the 80's. Too much coke, and this time ecstasy too. Maybe if people get back to smoking blunts instead shit will get good again.
Breakin
i think everyone was obsessed with this when I was a kid, not just me. I don't think I lasted too long trying to breakdance but for a minute it was definitely my shit. No idea how many times I watched this movie.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
HOLY BIGCLITLILDICK!!!!
How could anyone think this shit is hot!!!! It's whole torso looks like Alice the goons face!!! Really, if you're bi-curious, fine, but damn, don't start a whole new sex gender to satisfy your carnal urges. Other people have to live on this world too. Thanks.
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Get out your F*ckin checkbook
I'm kind of going through and posting some old ones here in case you missed them. Some of them you may have seen but some maybe not. Just have fun and stop judging our fuckin blog.
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