Retarded mosh pit---IT'S NOT MEAN, THEY'RE HAVING FUN!!!!

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Leprechaun..."Maybe it's a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff"

FUCK SWINE FLU!!!!

DON'T LET THE MEDIA SCARE YOU INTO DRESSING LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON...FUCK SWINE FLU, PLAY ME OUT PIANO CAT...

pussyhood

Damn, that's gotta hurt...

chewbacca

Chewbacca auditions/taser taser taser

Introducing....KEYBOARD CAT!!!!!

baby yabba (JABBA)

Remember This?

I was thinking about this the other day so I had to dig it up and post it for anyone that missed it back in the day. Once again, I'm feeling very old when this is from 3 years ago but it feels like a week ago. Anyway, the point I want to make is I think someone should make something similar for emo/metro/cowboy shirt/bearded hipsters.

ichat love advice, free

D: Bummed I didn't see Autolux, what an idiot!

G: it was kind of dissapointing to be honest at least the detroit show. im never going to a show there again, that place sux!

D: Ha! I don't mind the place cause it's down the street.

G: yeah, just the sound sucks. and the stage is too low you should go to tv on the radio at the glasshouse though, they are playing again on may 20 i think.

D: That band Little Dragon is opening up for them on a handful of dates but not that one I f'in love that chick that sings with that band!

G: isnt she someones girlfriend? oh yeah, jose gonzalez. i think shes playing detroit on the 22nd of may.

D: Yup, I'll be there but kinda want to do the LA thing becuase of sound. I dunno, I'm checkin that sh*t out somewhere.

G: step to her, tap that ass

D: I'm going to pull out my PeePee

G: that works every time man. on the reals. just make sure it's half chub

D: Thanks for the advice man, I really appreciate it!

G: no problem. anytime, just ask

D: I've been pullin out full boner and it doesn't work that good. I guess half chub is the call!

G: nah you cant go full boner. its too much. dont hold it either. just let it hang there. if you hold it, it will make it awkward

D: What if I drape it on her shoe or something?

G: actually the best is to let it graze her hand so then she looks down and sees it just act casual even if she looks surprised, like oh what's that doing out then just let it sit there for a little longer before you put it away.

D: Dang. You've got mad game son! Okay, ayyyight, Imma do dat fo sho!!!! Graze, Pause then put it away!

G: real casual

D: Yeah, casual for sure

G: just make sure its not dripping a little, dont get too excited you know. no pecker tracks on her hand, that will crush your game for sure.

YES

There are so many good things about this photo besides the obvious one in the center. Mainly the different looks on the people's faces, especially the guy on the far right.

INDIE PUSSIES

Look, I know you want to fit in you know with the riding a fixie, being in a band, having the same look on your face all the time but enough is enough. Somehow you took something good, dressing like a man (flannels, denim, chucks etc) and you've turned it so gay it's even gayer than gay dudes dress. Maybe the metro trend was too close to the hipster dirtbag trend and so they kind of morphed together into this awful beast we all have to look at everyday. So let me keep it simple, you're a man, so fuckin dress like one and stop trying to be ironic all the time.

NINA DRUMS

Remember "Cuato" in the movie "Total Recall"?? Well, this is Oprah's Cuato with her on vacation......

MONEY. MOVIES. MONEY.

Posted on the wall in a street in LA. Don't ask questions, just enjoy it. Via Ash, via his homie.

these guys were sent the memo, and are ready to battle the darkside

pervy claus

SPIDEY

Good thing he saved those ducks. Too bad his mask came off though.

someone didnt get the star wars memo